Despite Totally Real, 100% Definitely Occurring Climate Crisis, Trudeau Government Celebrates New Bridge That Facilitates Planet-Destroying Vehicle Travel

The new Samuel de Champlain bridge will surely accelerate the total destruction of our planet and the extinction of the human race.

With Canada facing a brutal and horrific climate crisis that is undoubtedly taking place even as you read these words, the Trudeau Liberal Government is strangely celebrating a new bridge in Montreal.

The $4.5 billion bridge is 3.4 kilometers in length, and received substantial funding from the federal government, in addition to funding from other levels of government. It was approved under the Harper Government.

Canadian PM Justin Trudeau, who bravely ventured out to the Raptors Parade during the vote declaring the climate crisis was occurring, visited the bridge, seemingly oblivious to the role he has played in dooming us all.

The bridge features space for three lanes of vehicle traffic in both directions. It also includes a section that can be used for an upcoming train expansion.

Unfortunately, the new bridge will consign us to our fate even sooner than expected, as the increased vehicle traffic, and increased incentive for using gas-powered vehicles may prove to be the global tipping point that sends our planet into total and irreversible destruction.

By funding the project, Justin Trudeau and the Liberal government may even be complicit in an upcoming ‘genocide’ of the Canadian People, as something as serious as a ‘climate crisis’ will certainly result in hundreds of millions, if not many billions of deaths as our planet collapses and becomes unlivable at a rapid pace.

Thankfully, the Trudeau government has shown some acknowledgement of the 100% really and totally occurring crisis that we face, as weather minister Catherine McKenna has declared* that upcoming toll revenue will be used to fund a gigantic underground shelter capable of holding 50,000 climate crisis survivors in order to populate the human race after the disaster cuts through the human population like a scythe.

Spencer Fernando

Photo – Twitter

*satire – not a real quote (though with McKenna it’s tough to tell at this point)


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Yeah, but it’s OK for QC drivers to pollute don’t ya know. They can have whatever cars they want and get huge subsidies from Alberta and such, because, well .. it’s Quebec ya know.


Ah ya….
Politicians and media tend to follow sensationalism…
Having bought the media, science has been ADJUSTED for a single narrative…
No matter if it is nonsense or incorrect.
Many, many areas of science data has been suppressed or adjusted for voting purposes only.
Don’t believe what you hear, it is ALL bullshit.


Let me guess… SNC is building it?


How big were the bribes?

Shawn Harris

Trudeau and McKenna are past masters of being tone deaf and extreme hypocrites. Wasn’t it just the other day, that McKenna at the top of her lungs screaming loud enough in parliament to puncture the ear drums of all parliamentarians within range of her ragging hypocrisy said,” Canada is in an climate emergency”; then to be followed by Trudeau’s tone deaf and ironic hypocrisy of giving approval to the trans mountain pipeline. Does or can anyone still take anything Trudeau or McKenna have to say at face value or even as the truth anymore?. In their sanctimonious virtuousness, both Trudeau… Read more »

Mary Ann McKinnon

You are too funny!! What is not funny, however, is the blatant hypocrisy of Trudeau and McKenna especially when it comes to doling out goodies to Quebec. They are counting on this province to get them re-elected in October.

Lance Boyle

Careful Spencer. Soon, you will be hauled up before the Climate Rights Tribunal and charged with “Minimizing the Effects of Global Warming”


You mean the “Ministry of Truth”?? How 1984 eh.

Don Piche

If we’re only going to save the Trudeau’s & McKenna’s of the World then we may as well accept that we’re already doomed – these people aren’t whom we need to preserve… in fact; they’re the opposite of what we need!

Phil Giesbrecht

I love your ‘tongue-in-cheek’ ability, Spencer ! ! ! !

Ivan Hawkes

Well done Spencer, your sense of humour is right on. I too am deathly afraid because Catherine told me to be, and she is a fountain of wisdom and knowledge. If I manage to survive the climate crisis for the next few days I look forward to reading your upcoming posts. Keep up the good work Spencer!!!


You missed the part about McKenna’s clean energy plan for the emergency shelter…where she has commissioned the Philippines for a specialty resource designed for energy producing deflagration.


What is the next step – Climate genocide?


Rumor has it that Weather and Carbon Tax Minister, Barbie McKenna, is ‘totally’ angry with the PM for facilitating the massive increase in emissions this project will cause. Reportedly, the Turd told her to, quote, “shut up and drive,” because they were late for the 2nd annual release ceremony of billions of tons of raw sewage into the St. Lawrence River .

David Henley

Well if you have travelled through Montreal it is a well needed bridge. It connects east and west provinces. This is again a fraud on the the the so called crisis of humans and the climate change. What is it that some people don’t get. This bridge is as important as any hwy that we use to travel. Being a major hwy through a congested city and connection from the east coast too Ontario and the rest of the country. Why is it some people complain about anything. As much as i am against the liberals, this is not one… Read more »


In fact it connects a portion of the south shore communities of the St. Lawrence River with the island of Montreal. I agree it was a traffic nightmare. However the point of this thread is the hypocrisy of the climate change narrative that Liberals spew every day. If they really cared about reducing emissions the initiative would have involved commuter trains that could move 1000’s of commuters not cars onto the island of Montreal each day.

old white guy

I drove the old bridge 100s of times, good to see a new one completed even if I don’t use that route any longer. It was also a good idea to construct the 30 from Valleyfield to Sorel as well. Let’s hope they used adequate rebar in the concrete.

Steve Sedore

What is the real story? Trudump says the bridge is TOLE FREE but CLIMATE BARBY says it will be paid for buy the traffic that uses it to pay for a 50,000 person cavern for people to live in when the POOP HITS THE FAN. You can bet she will be the first one in it.